A sign that your drug store employs a transsexual serial killer.

[ErikStenger]

You might think Buffalo Bill met his end at the intimidatingly masculine hands of Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs, but in reality he's been living out a quiet existence as an overnight stock person at your local CVS. Of course, if you buy this lotion you might end up at the bottom of a dank pit being mocked by a dangerous penis-tucking psychopath who plans to flay off your skin and weave it into a horrifying lady suit. On the other hand, 50% off!