A woman arrested in Florida has the most Florida name possible

[ErikStenger]

http://www.polksheriff.org/inq/pages/inmate.aspx?BookingNumber=2012-003966

She should have considered changing her name to anything other than Crystal Metheney when she became an adult. Hell, "Beth Salts" would be an improvement.

 

[HeatSurge]

That's pretty fucking trashy lolz.

 

[Bungied2theTree]

I once transported a student named Classi.