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Going to a theme park first, then camping: going to have a bond fire, marshmellows, hold hand sing songs, do some beer runs, shoot some guns and hopefully get raped by a bear. More bears the merrier...

Fucking hate camping but hey i'm looking forward drawing a picture of soulzz and using his face as target practice.

Be back monday if I am alive. Wish me luck! I am in fact a camping n00b :D
 
You must be a camping noob for the simple fact that you spelled bonfire "bond fire". Fucking noob. Have fun.
 
I'm going away too guys, will be back late Sunday, going to get tortured by my family for the weekend. Wish I was going camping. Fast if you want something really cool, goto Canadian Tire and ask if they the colored flame powder, the stuff is sick, even better when stoned out of your tree. Last time I when camping I made a fire that was 13 feet approx tall and I toss like 10 of the powder packets and for like 15 minutes the flame changed all different colors, RED GREEN PURPLE AND BLUE, oop caps. Anyways check it out dude.

I might get some playing in today but if not I'll see you all on Sunday.
 
Have fun and be careful not to combine the guns and beer. Someone will always do something stupid.
 
Soldier4Real said:
You must be a camping noob for the simple fact that you spelled bonfire "bond fire". Fucking noob. Have fun.
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haha dude yea i typed that wrong didn't I? i went to bed a 6:30 am woke up at 9:30 am EST. Fucking sucks and I gotta drive 4 hours and on top of that driving 4 faggots (like soulzz) along with me....yea i'm a little cranky. Got 1 hour left so i'm filling my tummy up with red-bull

Ill take some pics/vids if i ever get around to it. :)
 
Sounds like fun, esp. if there's girls involved.
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No girls, that's why he's looking for Bears. My guess is he's the twink who likes the Bear types. Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess. Just be sure not to swallow too much honey-it doesn't mix well with Red Bull.
 
back, shoulder sore for shooting too many rounds from a 12 gauge, took some great pics and vids. I'll do my little handy work to get them on youtube.

I guess basically you guys want to see the stupid shit and cool pics so i'll upload them later. Need to take a shower (didn't take one over there and I can still smell the gunpowder and fireworks shit)
 
lol you were shooting shotguns, I was shooting paint guns, but I bet I hurt more than you, I am 6'6" and I was crouched or prone the whole time, I can barely standing now. but at least I got 22 hits/kills and only got shot 2 times, one about a inch and a half from my right nut, and one square in the middle of my left ass cheek. But man what a laugh.
 
paintballin is tough, legs can get worked pretty hard. Just in case, if I can give you an advice for future paintballin sessions, don't let your opponent shoot you in the back if you don't have any gears on and never run back with your back facing them. It hurts just as bad as getting a pineapple up the rear.
 
lol I was shot in the ass when I was out from getting almost balled. Funny thing was most of the kids were after me, but I dont think they thought that I would get that low to the ground. I didn't tell them til after that I played paint ball every weekend for 8 years lol, just like picking off noobs. It was my nephews birthday party btw.
 
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