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[HotDogg]

Ok I'm not so great with words. But true story... so 3 weeks ago I had been home sick with shingles (not fun. It actually spread to my eyes) anyways annoying missionaries kept coming over and Iover so told them I was contagious and I could my let them in.. well of course nothing is ever on tv during the day so went straight to the dish on demand list. Saw a movie that my boyfriend recorded ace Ventura pet detective. It's an awesome movie. And than the Mormons came over again and I let them in we into the living room and the movie is playing . well as it turns not ace Ventura pet detective is actually ass Ventura crack detective. It's a fucking porno. Good news though the Mormon missionaries haven't come back to the house and I'm fairly certain they think im some kind of pervert the end

 

[sixer9682]

You are a pervert, so no problems there. Good story though.

 

[HotDogg]

True

 

[Duke]

This is how the Mormons got started:

Mormonism began with Joseph Smith Jr. who was born on Dec. 23, 1805, in Vermont. He was the fourth child of Lucy and Joseph Smith. Joseph senior was known as a money digger and sought after buried treasure, particularly that of Captain Kidd. His mother was highly superstitious.

Joseph Smith Jr. stated that he was disturbed by all the different denominations of Christianity and wondered which was true. In 1820, when he was 14, he went into the woods to pray concerning this and allegedly God the Father and Jesus appeared to him and told him not to join any of the denominational churches.

Three years later, on Sept. 21, 1823, when he was 17 years old, an angel called Moroni, who was supposed to be the son of Mormon, the leader of the people called the Nephites who had lived in the Americas, appeared to him and told him that he had been chosen to translate the book of Mormon which was compiled by Moroni's father around the 4th century..... blah, blah, blah.....

You can read this rest here: http://carm.org/history-of-mormonism

It's where we get the phrase " Phony Moroni ".

Two of them came to my house once and I was quoting several scriptures to them from the Bible and one of them flip me off by using his middle finger to rub his forehead and soon after they left ...... Poor kids.

Just a little Mormon 101 for you... I'm done...