catholic golf joke

tandor6969

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A guy goes golfing but doesn't have a partner and the club sets him up to play with a priest. on the first hole, the priest tells the gut to go ahead and go first. He tees up and swings at the ball and compleitely misses the ball, throws his club down and yells "holy shit, god dammit I missed". the Priest tellst the young man that he hoesn't need to talk like that and that as a priest he is offended. the buy apologises and says he won't do it again. they go to the second hole and the same ting happens. the guy ends up yelling "holy shit, god dammit I missed". the Priest tellst the young man that he hoesn't need to talk like that and that as a priest he is offended. the buy apologises and says he won't do it again. at the third hole it happens one more time ending with the man yelling "holy shit, god dammit I missed" All of the sudden there was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lighning hits the priest and kills him. The man hears a voice fro above say, "holy shit, god dammit I missed".
 
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