Chuck Norris

[CryptKickR]

• Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
• Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
• Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, He's already following you.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

How many Chuck facts can we get in one thread...?

 

[Sgt.SID]

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[Vengeance0058]

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to a song, the song listens to him.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball
The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. Coincidently this is Chuck Norris' shoe size.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
CHUCK NORRIS NEVER NEEDS TO TRAVEL...HE JUST BRINGS WHERE HE'S GOING TO HIM!
Chuck Norris once fought Kratos. The loser had to get blades seared into his arms

 

[CryptKickR]