Craigslist Halloween ad offers the chance to pleasure a TV legend.

ErikStenger

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Must be under 55? Papa Smurf is 542 years old! Guess that's how fame works. Spend a few years on a hit cartoon, you'll be able to score ass that's 487 years younger than you. Anyway, if you've been waiting for the chance to blow a 6-inch tall, sky-blue forest thing that's older than America, don't forget to send a face pic.
 
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