Dear God WHY!?!: The Steve Jobs Action Figure will be available in late February

It's not an action figure, it's a simulator. You leave it in the box for eternity.
 
Why? I'll tell you why. It's so Soulzz can cram Steve Jobs up his butt and have a new play pal.
 
Fuck yeah that thing is so bad ass. I'm going to have it proudly displayed next to my Macbook Air while in Starbucks sipping on a latte wearing my hipster glasses and fedora and shoes made from recycled grass hoping my longsleeve wool sweater somewhat covers up my scars because I'm a cutter and no one understands me while looking at my iPhone longingly in hopes that my Farmville clan calls me for a pumpkin raid and checking who has "liked" my zany picture of me taken in front of a mirror on facebook cause I'm so fucking edgy as I whisper to the doll as he lovingly gazes at me "my life for you".

Nice detail on the doll though, for reals.
 
Zappypants said:
Fuck yeah that thing is so bad ass. I'm going to have it proudly displayed next to my Macbook Air while in Starbucks sipping on a latte wearing my hipster glasses and fedora and shoes made from recycled grass hoping my longsleeve wool sweater somewhat covers up my scars because I'm a cutter and no one understands me while looking at my iPhone longingly in hopes that my Farmville clan calls me for a pumpkin raid and checking who has "liked" my zany picture of me taken in front of a mirror on facebook cause I'm so fucking edgy as I whisper to the doll as he lovingly gazes at me "my life for you".

Nice detail on the doll though, for reals.
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Lol, you forgot while wearing skinny jeans.
 
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