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Supra

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its been confirmed that draconian reptiloids are infiltrating planet earth and are using the internet and specifically missed connections as their means of interface with humans. the shape shifters use their robotic messages and poetry to try to lure people to their underground bases where they are cast in xxx interspecies pornography only to be consumed after climax in live feedings. though reptile intercourse is alluring it is not worth the preying mantis effect. the only line of defense commonly known to kill reptiloids is light sabers but dyncorp has recently purchased the last of these still on the market under contract from fema. i personally have had success with an ar15 - i recommend out of state mags if in ca- but dont tell fema i told you so. besides those options we can always refer suspected reptiloids to the authorities for "processing" (your cat won't know the difference) until next time good luck and happy reptile hunting.

found this on craigslist under rants, pretty funnny.
 
what can i say he took a whiff of my dingle-berries and went lalalalallalaaaalalaalaaala :)
 
the shape shifters use their robotic messages and poetry to try to lure people to their underground bases where they are cast in xxx interspecies pornography only to be consumed after climax in live feedings.

So... thats what happened to me last night...
 
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