Gang Banged His Wang Until the Angels Sang

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ErikStenger

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First of all, yes, a 23-year old is old enough to make his own decisions and you can't very well sue a sperm bank for his death. You might as well try to sue the model in the 'extra sexy magazine' he was looking at. Your titties killed my son! Also, nobody wants to die with their penis in their hand. Even worse than dying with your penis in your hand? Dying with three penises in your hands because those other dudes are probably gonna be FREAKING OUT. But that's how Soulzz wants to go out is by putting out.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/399465/Man-masturbated-to-death-in-sperm-bank
 
4 times in a week? 4 times an hour doesn't usually kill people. Then again you could be that 16 year old kid in Brazil that did it 42 times in a row and died of a heart attack. But youd have been long shooing blanks. Not much good for a sperm bank.
 
did not view to at work lol. I am guessing by rains comments that this guy was a bitch. 4 times a week is a low week for me. on average guys do it 6.7 times a week. I gotta keep them drained more than that even otherwise I get issues! I can hear soulzz fapping right now from reading this.
 
You missed the story when he over lubed himself and accidentally punched himself in the face.
 
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