Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." Eddie said, "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" And Harvey told him, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'"