Just found a great new cure for migraine.

[Rycelow]

220 volts for 10 seconds cures a migraine instantly.

I was fixing my washing machine this afternoon, and stupidly forgot to unplug the fucking thing. I had both arms inside the thing up to my elbows, trying to replace the drive belt when I came into contact with the transformer. Took nearly 10 seconds to get my arms out due to the Michael J Fox style twist and shout dance I was doing. My left arm now looks like someone has been using it as an ashtray, and feels like I've had it shoved in a Hornets nest.

On the up side. The migraine I woke up with was completely gone, and I now have 30 days worth of Tramadol. My arm hurts like a mother-fucker but I'm now too high to give a shit lol.

 

[sixer9682]

Who needs electroshock therapy? Just rub one out and it does the trick. Sheesh, no need to reinvent the wheel. Hope your arm feels better soon.

 

[2Tartu]

lmfao, you do realize you could have died right there , hands elbow deep in a washing machine?

 

[HeatSurge]

Shitty way to die, avoided. Hope your hand gets better, that sucks.

 

[Rocinante]

AHAHAHAHAHAH, been there done that. When I lived in Germany, We has cheaply made dryer. So I try to replace the belt that broke. Upon taking the lid off to look, I got 220V shock to the body. I screamed like a school girl. Lesson learned, unplug the fucking thing first.