Kinky Computing: Ethernet Cable Fetish Whips

ErikStenger

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And to think I've been using coax this whole time!

Etsy seller feralswirl (you got rabid swirls runnin' around?!) is selling these $35 ethernet cable floggers. They're for beating your kinky computer geek boyfriend until his pale, pimply ass is all bruised and battered. Me? I'm waaaaaaaaaay past CAT-5 ethernet cable kinds of kinky. No, I've convinced my dominatrix to beat me with an entire internet TUBE. A whole series of them. She's actually snapped ribs before. Also: into a Slim Jim. R.I.P. Macho Man Randy Savage.

Hit the jump for some different color options on the Etsy seller's page.

Paleopunk Productions by feralswirl on Etsy
 
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