Marriage

[Betelguese]

Marriage is like licking a frozen light pole....sure it looks fun when all your friends are doing it, but then bam...you're "thtuck".

3 rings of marriage: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Anyone got anymore marriage jokes?

 

[Soulzz]

LOL! "Marriage is like licking a frozen light pole....sure it looks fun when all your friends are doing it, but then bam...you're "thtuck"."

 

[Homeless]

Why does the Bride wear white?? Because the dishwasher has to match the fridge and the stove!!

 

[Betelguese]

haha

 

[EvilCutie]

1.Life is like a fairy tale, everything ends when they get married.

2.Explanation letter to to the divorce court:"Sick of having dirty shirts and underware, ashamed of taking it off in front of other women"

 

[Homeless]

How should a wife be more like a vacuum? She should suck good, blow good, and get put in the closet when your done with her!!

 

[Savman22]

Lol those are all funny

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

you guys forget to mention that soulzz loves to toss my salad. I dont think this is related but I thought you guys might want to know. Come here soulzzy 011 027 029 032

 

[Soulzz]

Ahahahaha! You know it biatch

 

[Betelguese]

Why does a woman never need a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove!