No Country for Old Prudes?

ErikStenger

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Cops May Throw Wet Blanket on Nude Maid Service - Hit & Run : Reason Magazine

Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock, Texas (a nude/topless maid service) is drawing criticism because people are running out of things to complain about. Next up: Raisin Bran -- NO F***ING WAY THAT WAS TWO SCOOPS, MAN! For $100/hour ($150/hour for two ladies), homely looking maids will clean your house au naturale and probably do a terrible job. But who am I to judge? I'm just a man that used to run his own Speedo carwash who would spend 10-minutes rubbing his junk on your driver-side window before sending you off still covered in soap suds.

*eying maid pictures* they're definitely not all beauty pageant winners.
 
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