Okay, as long as we're doing catholic jokes...

[sixer9682]

A priest and a rabbi were walking through a park one fine afternoon when suddenly the priest elbows the rabbi and says "you see that boy on the bench over there?'
The rabbi says "yeah, what about him"
The priest says "what say you and me go over there and fuck the boy"
The rabbi says"out of what?"

 

[HeatSurge]

ooooo... kind of very politically incorrect LOL

 

[Shibby]

Why does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves?

He checks the sofa for loose change.

 

[sixer9682]

Oooooh...and I thought mine was politically/religiously insensitive! Wow.