Pickup Lines

[Soulzz]

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Hilarious.

 

[Vordar]

I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior?

 

[Ghstops6]

Soulzz's pickup line:

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

 

[HeatSurge]

[video=youtube;gsQ0VPcmwcU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsQ0VPcmwcU[/video]

 

[OfftheRails]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird, do you?

 

[ErikStenger]

If you bend over and touch your toes. I'll show you where the monster goes.

 

[Zappypants]

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

 

[AnalGrape]

Nice shoes.... Wanna Fuck?

 

[ErikStenger]

You got a purty mouth.

 

[FreshBakedCookie]

Are you a farmer? 'Cause you sure know how to raise my cock. =)

 

[ErikStenger]

- That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.

-**fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squooge* Imagine that inside you. I do, everyday. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?*

 

[Zappypants]

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?

 

[ErikStenger]

 

[HeatSurge]

rofl at the last one.