Snakebabies
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Let me tell you they suck! It's like an 8 year old designed the road ways, medians, and traffic signs/signals.
On average, when making a left hand turn on a 4 way highway(in america), there is a small "brake" section/or turning lane what have you for you to slow down and get out of the way of traffic, wait for oncoming traffic to cease, then cross the road.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElllllllllllllllllllllllllllp....in Missishitti, they decided to put breaks in medians of 4 lane highways for some reasons. STUPID AS FUCK!!!!! So I'm driving to work today, one day of thousands, the same way, same street light i get into a certain lane, yadda yadda yadda...Well this morning some FUCKTARD decides to come to a complete stop in the middle of the median with his ass hanging out(on of those breaks in the median with NO TURN LANE attatched to it) in the fast lane on the highway. Needless to say, i have a bout .90860495609w48 seconds to respond, slam on the breaks and smoke the ass end of the jeep sticking out. I total my passenger front of my 1994 s-10 truck ive had for years( 200K+ miles and still rocking steady).....WTF...Good job road designers, you made it easy for monkeys to do stupid shit!!!!
Get this, the Jeep, knocked some paint off his rear bumper and put a cute little scratch in it! THANK YOU MURPHY'S LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
On average, when making a left hand turn on a 4 way highway(in america), there is a small "brake" section/or turning lane what have you for you to slow down and get out of the way of traffic, wait for oncoming traffic to cease, then cross the road.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElllllllllllllllllllllllllllp....in Missishitti, they decided to put breaks in medians of 4 lane highways for some reasons. STUPID AS FUCK!!!!! So I'm driving to work today, one day of thousands, the same way, same street light i get into a certain lane, yadda yadda yadda...Well this morning some FUCKTARD decides to come to a complete stop in the middle of the median with his ass hanging out(on of those breaks in the median with NO TURN LANE attatched to it) in the fast lane on the highway. Needless to say, i have a bout .90860495609w48 seconds to respond, slam on the breaks and smoke the ass end of the jeep sticking out. I total my passenger front of my 1994 s-10 truck ive had for years( 200K+ miles and still rocking steady).....WTF...Good job road designers, you made it easy for monkeys to do stupid shit!!!!
Get this, the Jeep, knocked some paint off his rear bumper and put a cute little scratch in it! THANK YOU MURPHY'S LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
