Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black)

A few reviews :

"It took me 1200 trips to the sperm bank and numerous bandaids from all the scabbing to raise the money for this beast, but boy was it worth it. It was a win win."

"I was looking around for something I could buy that would have a large box. My kids really love making them into forts. I would say the joy on their face after I threw out the tv and have them the box was worth every thousand. My cat loves it also can't get him out of it."

"When comparing TVs here, I saw Amazon also sells an 84" Toshiba model for just $13K. But I got this one instead, and haven't regretted the purchase, because as a rather insecure male, it's well worth the extra $27K to have that extra inch."

"When I found out that Samsung accepted human kidneys as a form of payment I was overjoyed. The price was one and a half kidneys so I told em to keep the change and just take both of them. I'm just out of surgery and the set looks great in the ICU...well from the bed I can see half of it in the nurse's station. Funny...I didn't think you could survive without any kidn"

"Great unit... the only problem is that it puts out so many lumens of HD TV power that it vaporized my cat. All I have left to remember Mister Tiggums is a Hiroshima-like flash-shadow on the far wall of my apartment. Judging by the shadow, he was licking himself when he was nuked by 85 inches of Samsung awesomeness. All I can say is that he went out a happy cat!"

"I was going to send my two kids to college but I knew I had to do what was best for my family so I got this beast instead. I'm fairly positive my wife will end up coming back, I'm sure she'll realize how unreasonable she was being. Marriage for 20 years or a tv thats 85 inches? Last time I checked, 85 is bigger than 20."

"I bought this thinking the price was listed in Mexican pesos. When I realized I was wrong it was already too late. I had hooked this beast up and I fell in love with it. My bank told me I could either keep my house or this TV... Thank god the cardboard box this TV came in is extra large."

"I just stole this tv from some rich idiot that spent 40 grand on it. I have to say I'm quite happy with it. It's a little better than my old tube television. I can't wait for my welfare check to come so I can buy new batteries for the remote."

"There's a lot of carping here about the price. $40,000 is indeed a fair whack of change for a television but on the other hand I spent almost twice that on my Thai mail order bride. My bride didn't come with an on/off switch and nor does she hold up at viewing distances of under 5 feet so I ask which one was the bargain? The sex is better with the Samsung too."

"I love this thing! I am an Astronaut on the International Space station and I could not pass on the free shipping! I saved 753 million dollars on shipping alone! Boy was Amazon pissed! It was too large to fit through the hatch but works just fine outside floating just outside the viewing portal.I wonder if micrometeorites are covered under the warranty? But it beats staring at stars all day (or night?) I get confused sometimes. I also got to play a prank on one of the astronauts from India while he was space walking, I was playing the Star-trek movie on my blue-ray (also from Amazon) and he flipped out thinking we were under attack! Boy was that funny! Well gotta go now expecting a replenishing ship any minute and don't want it to try docking with my Samsung!"

"I plan on using the $15 gift i got from our secret SANTA at work towards this purchase! I paid extra to have the AMAZON DRONE deliver it. Very excited!"

"Little Timmy likes to sit three inches in front of this thing while we're watching "Duck Dynasty." Radiation has caused all of his hair to fall out, so I docked it a star. However the sound is good and the picture is crystal clear. The gesture-recognition program is amazing, except that it keeps switching to the Hustler channel when I'm working with my shake-weight.

A good product. I'll happily buy another once Grandma dies and I get my inheritance."

"Sold a kidney on e-bay for $15K, a lung on craigslist for 25K and my gallbladder on Amazon for $5K. A week after I paid for this awesome TV they dropped the price by 5 grand. I am gonna miss my gallbladder. UPDATE: Finally Signed up for Obamacare i have to sell the TV to pay for it! This didn't work out like I had planned at all!"
 
144 of 170 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Can't wait!!!!!!, December 16, 2013
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This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black) (Electronics)
I saw this TV, and said I have to have it. I didn't have the money to pay for it, but my long lost cousin, who is a prince in Nigeria, said, if I give him my social security number and my bank information, he will wire me the money. Thank you prince Zumba Zumba Zumba.
 
FreshBakedCookie said:
144 of 170 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Can't wait!!!!!!, December 16, 2013
By
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED UHDTV (Black) (Electronics)
I saw this TV, and said I have to have it. I didn't have the money to pay for it, but my long lost cousin, who is a prince in Nigeria, said, if I give him my social security number and my bank information, he will wire me the money. Thank you prince Zumba Zumba Zumba.
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It must be true if it's a good review from Nigeria!
 
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