SAY What?

[shockwave]

Found this little tid-bit on one of our local new sites. If you're eating I suggest you wait until your done to read this because you may just hurl!

Semen in yogurt linked to NM grocery store worker


ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) - Police have matched DNA taken from a 31-year-old man to semen found in a yogurt sample that was offered at an Albuquerque grocery store.

Albuquerque Police Department spokeswoman Trish Hoffman said Thursday an investigation is continuing but the man faces a potential charge for battery.

Hoffman says Food and Drug Administration authorities are also looking into the case and might pursue a federal felony charge for food tampering.

Police responded to the Sunflower Market in northwest Albuquerque on Jan. 26 after a woman called 911 and reported a store employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample. The woman told police she believed it was actually a bodily fluid.

Hoffman says the man was arrested on an unrelated warrant.

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Semen in yogurt linked to NM grocery store worker

 

[sixer9682]

Ha ha! That's some funny shit! Can you imagine ripping some off into yogurt cup and passing it out..."Here, try my sample. It's thick, chunky, is good for you and tastes wonderful".

He's my hero!

 

[Darksyde]

Wow your late I knew about this like 2 days ago

 

[shockwave]

Wow your late I knew about this like 2 days ago

Then you should have posted it, unusual stories like this are worth sharing. Well in this case more gross than unusual.

Ha ha! That's some funny shit! Can you imagine ripping some off into yogurt cup and passing it out..."Here, try my sample. It's thick, chunky, is good for you and tastes wonderful".

He's my hero!

Man your one twisted individual, that's just plain NASSSSSTY lol

 

[CryptKickR]

Ha ha! That's some funny shit! Can you imagine ripping some off into yogurt cup and passing it out..."Here, try my sample. It's thick, chunky, is good for you and tastes wonderful".

He's my hero!

Good Gawd, mannnn! You're just on a mission to fuck up everything from the grocery store, aren't you? LoL!

 

[MacN8r]

Don't forget - it's high in protein too! Women do love the yogurt.

 

[sixer9682]

Man your one twisted individual, that's just plain NASSSSSTY lol

You're talking to the guy who's pissed in the mouthwash bottle in the pilot's restroom at the airport, rubbed his junk on take out orders and pissed in the milk shake mix at the BK lounge. To me this story is fucking hilarious.