The gift for the Founder who has everything....

[CarpTarts]

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[ErikStenger]

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"Dream Come True
By Kevin Feezel - July 7, 2014
When FedEx Freight pulled up to my house and unloaded this extrodinary piece of magical goodness, I jumped for joy. No more bush fires! No more dust bunnies! And when they asked me to sign, I nearly had to unwrap my 55 gallon drum of the finest lubricant right there. 4 stars. Only because they don't come in 3 packs."

 

[Vordar]

"I had to visit 4 separate local homeless shelters to obtain enough ingredients to make Thanksgiving dinner, but it was well worth it. Grandma said the mashed potatoes were the creamiest she ever had."

 

[CarpTarts]

The reviews are worth the time.

 

[CarpTarts]

Almost Too Effective
By Sean McLemore on September 7, 2013
As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.

 

[FossilMaker31]

Is that cookbook for real? My stomach is churning just thinking about that

 

[death-head-666]

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