Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about
this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to
their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the
itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four
hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent
breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left
satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding
his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick
couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about
this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to
their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the
itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four
hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent
breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left
satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding
his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick
couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills