I wanna sky dive...
...from a plane I'm piloting...
...land in a hot air balloon that is unmanned...
...then bungee jump from the balloon until my head dips in a river...
...then put my chute back on and skydive to a raft floating down the river...
...next I'll repack my chute, go over a waterfall, and skydive down to a kayak...
...once I land in the kayak I'll go over another waterfall in the kayak, no chute.