Today is (Ask A Stupid Question) National day!

[ColdIceShot]

For those of you who don't beleive me just Google it!

Here is mine

What is your stupid question?

Cheers!

 

[Iguanidon]

What color of blinker fluid do you need for your rear turn signals.... orange or clear?

 

[sixer9682]

Insert blonde joke here " "

 

[ColdIceShot]

Insert blonde joke here " "

I knew you couldn't resist to the temtation of this topic

 

[sixer9682]

So why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

Ankle holders.

 

[sixer9682]

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

 

[sixer9682]

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?

"Omg, donut seeds!"

 

[sixer9682]

How do you get a one handed blonde down from a tree?

Wave at her.

 

[sixer9682]

Alright, since you guys love these so much here's one more.

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

 

[JimmyGizmo]

From my school days:
Teacher: Remember class, there is no such thing as a stupid question.
Student: What's a stupid question?
Teacher: Okay, we've found a stupid question.

 

[JoeLeb]

I had a listener call me at the radio station once and ask me "what time is the top 9 at 9?" I'll never forget that one.

 

[MrPapaBear]

What did humans do when they found out a Cow gives milk?
Do they have coffee breaks in a Tea Manufacturing Company?
Why is there no cat food that tastes like mice?
So if we can't sleep we count sheep but what does a sheep count?
Why do 24/7/365 stores have a lock on their doors, if they never close?
How does the sign don't step on the lawn get in the middle of that lawn?
Why do i need a Appointment if i want to see a psychic?


Please Answer lol

 

[DogPen]

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your Eyes?

 

[DogPen]

Woman are funny creatures
1 They can bleed for a week without Dying
2 Produce milk without eating grass
3 bury a bone without digging a hole