Vancouver bans doorknobs

They need to just make doors you can phase through

my god, this is ingenious.

just rig up solar panels on the roof to the door to create a force field around the windows and front door so noone will break in.
 
Its about time we move towards not needing thumbs.

I like how door knobs are one of the biggest examples of why evolving a thumb was important. People don't fucking need a thumb to open a door knob. If we managed to get this far without thumbs (they are important) pretty sure we would have developed levers and not knobs... just sayin'
 
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