VIDEO: Segway - So simple a chimp can ride it

[ErikStenger]

There are some things in life that one must see to believe. And more than a few of them involve animals and motorized vehicles. Like a peacock sodomizing a Lexus. Well, unfortunately we didn't catch that on video, but someone on a television show did manage to film a chimpanzee, dressed in denim overalls and a bicycle helmet riding a Segway wheelabout.

Of course this could only happen in one place: Japan. And as the footage appears to be from a Japanese game show of some sort, it even has the requisite sound effects, as you can see for yourself in the video after the jump. We'll warn you now that you will ask yourself at several intervals why you're watching this, but you'll finish the video anyway. Enjoy.
The chimp video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ

 

[ErikStenger]

Feathers fly when peacock procreates with car

You'd never guess that a bird could confuse something as big as a car for one of its sexual partners, but that's exactly what happened recently in England. A male peacock that lives in the grounds of an aristocrat's manor caused thousands of dollars of damage to a guest's Lexus when it attempted to procreate with it.

The car was left covered in scratches and will now require a full respray, with insurers, Lloyd's of London, left to foot the bill of ?4,000 or $8,137.60 USD. The owner of the property, Benjamin Slade, revealed that insurers weren't happy with the situation, explaining "they've had claims for all sorts of things like lions biting people, but never have they heard of a peacock sexually attacking a car before."