"We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine"

[OfftheRails]

http://www.celebtricity.com/couple-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven/

True or not, this is funny shit. I actually lolled.

The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker.

You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets

it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space.

 

[Snakebabies]

"Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator."
Priceless. wtf they got a baby alligator for?

 

[CarpTarts]

Been there, done that.

 

[Chocolate_Ch3rry]

A+

 

[Irish]

I heard this on the radio on my way to work. I was laughing so hard i almost crashed.

 

[Soulzz]

There is stupid, and then there is bat-shit crazy.

 

[Turbo]

I am selling similar tickets, but I call them, "False hope for morons like you"... people seem to like honesty

 

[Soulzz]

LOL

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[Soulzz]

Turbo you can't be honest. Then they will sue!

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[Turbo]

They would be on the mark though. no jury could convict.

On a serious note, his defense attorney is looking for 12 good honest crackheads to serve on the jury, and is willing to compensate with some rocks.... since only a fellow crackhead would believe himself, or any word this guy says

 

[death-head-666]

'' I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…"

 

[BlitZ003]

wow my mind has just been blown

 

[Snakebabies]

'' I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…"

missed your chance.....yesterday was the day to set him up

 

[sixer9682]

That's beautiful; contemporary poetry right there.