What kinda shit should I tell gankers and thieves on EVE.

RainMotorsports

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I've got a couple so far:

Sorry the ship and cargo ain't worth that much kill me so I can get back to fucking your sister.

Sorry I'm saving that money for your bounty pool.

Oh you wanted 500 million in your hand not on your head (and actually put the amount they ask for in their bounty pool). Dunno if that can be done in space but if it can lulz.

I don't have a mic to come on your team speak. I'll gladly buy one for the opportunity to shove it up your ass.

Excuse me please let me go I have to get these revenant blue prints to (insert rival faction here)


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"That's my purse! I DON'T KNOW YOU!" (while kicking them in the balls)

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Don't make rookie mistakes like flipping a can once they flip yours and they won't gank you in High-Sec.

If you allow yourself to be flagged in high-sec, no comeback will have any effect. They have already mentally noted you as a noob to be griefed for maximum enjoyment.
 
Don't make rookie mistakes like flipping a can once they flip yours and they won't gank you in High-Sec.

If you allow yourself to be flagged in high-sec, no comeback will have any effect. They have already mentally noted you as a noob to be griefed for maximum enjoyment.

I intend to troll myself to death. If anyone tractors me and tries to make me say sing, I will use the TS joke. If they ask for money I will just lol them until they kill me. I don't care. Don't be a carebear motherfucker! You take the risk mind as well laugh like a mad man when shit goes down.

Also i flew into -0.3ish territory on my trial account looking for someone to kill me. After 30 minutes of jumping in areas that might get me killed I had to settle for pirates. Why? It was my trial account figured I would get the money to buy something to eject into space and give to my steam account now that I have that. It was about an hour before down time and I probably should have tried a different area.

I am currently flying around in a special edition ship likely to be destroyed should I go anywhere foolish.
 
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