xmas ideas under 20 bucks

[BlitZ003]

so my family we don't buy everyone something for xmas we usually do a 20 bucks and under gift exchange randomly well they said they were doing it diff this year but turns up we are doing the same this late in the game gimmie some ideas plz. last year I brought a 5lb gummie bear to the party so that's the type of things in my madness. any ideas?

 

[Bungied2theTree]

Got a guy who gets around in your family? https://scroguard.com/

 

[BlitZ003]

lol I decided its bacon time this year this was the list I got
https://www.vat19.com/item/lesters-food-sodas
https://www.vat19.com/item/bacon-popcorn
https://www.vat19.com/item/bacon-lollipops-savory-candy-honey-maple-bbq

if the sis gets it will be funny cause she doesn't eat pork so for that I don't claim her but her husband will love it all. who doesn't love bacon

 

[Bungied2theTree]

https://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html

Actually, just look through this store

https://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Makes-The-Man_c_106.html

A one-stop shop for your bacon hipstering needs.

 

[BlitZ003]

im no hipster ive always loved bacon and tim burton nightmare before xmas came out in 93 before half these kids that think its cool were born fuckin pissin in my koolaid makin me look like some fuck who needs to act his own age I am actin mine ya fucks. ok im don't with that rant and yes I think ill buy the bacon salts for myself