Young man gets stuck in giant vagina

Silly American exchange student you can look but no touchy.
 
*runs out to get a pack of hotdogs*

I know what I'm doing tonight.....
 
Ghstops6 said:
*runs out to get a pack of hotdogs*

I know what I'm doing tonight.....
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Admittedly, it would be hard to not want your picture taken inside the vagina. That is just instinctual. Like trying to touch all the statues' boobs and penises at a museum. Oh great, here comes security. "Soulzz, can you please stop touching the--" IT'S WHAT THE ARTIST WOULD HAVE WANTED. *stone penis breaks off in hand* Now look what you made him do! He's keeping it.

Keep going for a couple shots of the rescue. And please, try to keep the 'first and last vagina he'll ever get inside' jokes to a minimum.
 
I wanna go hold a black light up to the vagina statue. I bet its been painted more times then Sherwin Williams.
 
Better pic of a statue:

trapped-in-hooha-statue-1.jpg


My question is, how'd the hell did he get both legs that far in the statue?

Edit: Someone must have instructed him on how not to get swallowed in:

"Just lay on your back, like you're trapped in quick sand!'
"Are you sure this will work?"
"Trust me, I'm a microbiologist." *grabs phone and starts taking pics*
 
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