That reminds me of a cyst my brother had on his ass-no lie. We were room-mates at the time and he came out of the shower and asked if I'd help him get rid of it. I took some rubbing alcohol and a straight razer and cut the fucker off -it stood about 1 1/2" above the skin line. That fucker bled like crazy too. The site of him hopping around after with a bloody ass still gives me the chuckles. A couple of years later it had grown back bigger than ever. He went to a dermatologist and had it surgically removed. It was about the size of a ping-pong ball. The last time I saw it he had it in a jar of formaldehyde on his entertainment center. 021