lol women arent the only ones that are that stupid, i've had people bring me their cars for small things and i'll tell em to run to the store and pick up a gallon of power window fluid and power torquespanner socket. The look on their face when they get back from the part store is priceless.
"Your flux capacitor needs to do 1.21 gigawatts of power to keep it going. Yours only does .71. Luckly for you , you came in time before it broke down."
I heard a guy at work say "My flux capacitor broke on my truck. Thats why I couldn't come to work." to our boss.