Gotta love the truth.

[Frit0z]

Saw someone post this as a comment to some random video. thought it was pretty funny.

OK I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fvcks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fvcks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots... of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.She then procceeded to make me a sammich.

 

[Soulzz]

Haha! Good one .

 

[HeatSurge]

"She then procceeded to make me a sammich."

I'd heard it before, but the sammich was pretty funny lulz.

 

[theBureau]

that will be getting some use