HIGH SCHOOL -- 1956 vs. 2010

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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1956 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot
with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to
his car and
gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students
and teachers.




Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.

2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny
started it.


Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1956 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class
again.

2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then
tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because
Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping
with his belt.

1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and
becomes a successful businessman.

2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care
and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an
affair with the psychologist.




Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
1956 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1956 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is
racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and
Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is
given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because
he cannot
speak English.



Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts
them in a
model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1956 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Home land Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings
are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is
placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.




Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is
found crying
by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1956 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
 
Even scarier than that is this shit changed within the last twenty years to the sad state of affairs we have now. I'm glad I didn't grow up in any later than I did because I would be on huge doses of ritalin, be incarcerated for life for getting into fights and making home made explosives to terrorize the toilets at school. Fuck, what a difference. I'm so glad our country has turned into a bunch of whining pussies...I meant Politically Correct upstanding citizens.
 
Scenario 9:

18 y/o Johnny, a senior on the football team, bangs his hot new french teacher in the janitors closest.

1956- Johnny gets a high five by everyone and is now a school legend.

2010- Johnny still gets a high five, but gets expelled from school, and his teacher is put a nation wide media chopping block, condemned as a sex offender and will be sentenced to 2 years in a state prison.

Oh and

The janitor gets a new plunger handle............

Scenario 8:

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
HEY! no means fucking NO mary, you sick fuck!



seriously, the pussification of our schools needs to stop.
 
Kids dont know there born nowadays
theyve never lived or wore the TEESHIRT
 
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