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[Mr_Turkey_Town]

I wanted to introduce myself as I'm new playing BF4 and on TBG servers. I usually like to play on your server that does "Operation Stormfire" And "Silk Road"

I'm a 23 year old male living in Nashville, TN (removed for your own privacy)

I like to play battlefield 4 mostly on maps that have lots of sand.

I play the "support" class and drop boxes of ammunition for both red and blue players alike.

I work at a local Jersey Mike's subs and if a customer is making me angry, I will double toast their sub and turn the bread into a brick.

I have a pet preying mantis named Kiwi. I recently ordered him a girlfriend and I'm going to call her Wiki.

I often wonder why people say "fight fire with fire". Do you people not know how fires work?

I look forward to telling more stories about myself.

 

[Matt-aka-FAST]

Welcome to our website.

I took out some parts of your location in your post for your privacy. Careful with that

 

[Mr_Turkey_Town]

Thank for that information Matthew from the Bible. Apparently I can't disclose my full home address on the internet, but now I know that thanks to you.

I can remember being little and my father getting his prescription medication and then mixing it with alcohol and doing a "monkey dance".

You know what I like about Battlefield 4? The heterogeneity of it all. Jets, snipers, close quarters, ucavers. A flavor for everyone.

I also remember my father faking heart attacks several times, just to get a laugh. The last one we really thought he was faking.

You know what I like about TBG? You have specialized servers - water and sand maps. Nobody else does that.

Thank you for your service fellow battlefielders.

 

[Cowbell Kevin]

We also have Cows that kill people. With Moooooocavs.. So watch out.

Mooooooooooooo!

 

[Mr_Turkey_Town]

We also have Cows that kill people. With Moooooocavs.. So watch out.

Mooooooooooooo!

Hello my Bovine friend. One of my earliest memories is getting back late from a lake trip from our farm, which includes cows and equines.

When we were driving up, beyond the barb wired fence we saw a naked man running away in response to the lights from our car.

My father later told me found a shit covered condom out in the field.

So yes, let's talk about moo anything.