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You caught me.... Guilty as Charged. But I do hope this will help. I want to play but I might pull a Rain and break my keyboard.
 
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?...
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?...
Ever seen a grown man naked?"
 
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

My two favorites
 
I love this one too:

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive-ass turkey don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
 
Oh, and this:

MILTON (little white boy)
I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some corfee.
BERNICE (little white girl)
That's very nice of you. Thank you. She takes a cup.
BERNICE
Ah, won't you sit down?
MILTON
Thank you. Cream?
BERNICE
No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men.
 
[to the Turkish court]

Billy Hayes: For a nation of pigs, it sures is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.

[to the Turkish court]

Billy Hayes: I just wish for once that you could be in my shoes, Mr. Prosecutor, and then you would know something that you don't know: mercy! That the concept of a society is based on the quality of that mercy; its sense of fair play; its sense of justice! But I guess that's like asking a bear to shit in the toilet.
 
A hospital!!!
What's that!?
A place where they it sick people but that's besides the point!!!
 
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