Lady if your kid is getting shot at I don't think that will solve it.

[RainMotorsports]

I found this company that sells bullet proof backpacks - BulletBlocker | Bulletproof Vest, Body Armor, Tactical Gear, Bullet-Resistant Protective Clothing
WHAT IN THE FUCK? Their bullet proof jackets might make a little more sense but geeze?

If you think thats bad they have bullet proof white boards... what purpose does a bullet proof whiteboard serve? Does one often have bullets flying through adjacent classrooms? Does one often rip the white board off the wall and use it as a shield? Shit I need to get up to date on whats going on in the world because this isn't making any sense. I actually couldn't find a listing for the whiteboard and I am sure its more of a business item anyways.

 

[RainMotorsports]

Okay... so yeah... I missed the memo, bulletproof whiteboards are totally in style this year:

I still swear the ones they are advertising look HUGE.

Im just gonna let you know now protect your face so I can shoot you in the legs and knock you over... Yeah yeah I know body armor is designed to be a through the door protection as most initial shots will come body center mass and additional fire is still less likely to hit smaller targets.

 

[cplmac]

These guys are smart, they are taking advantage of the 100% reliable knee jerk irrational response from leftists anytime something bad happens. How about bullet proof Trapper Keepers?

 

[Dirty-Lex]

Fuck yeah yet are! If I could convince a school to buy 200,000 dollars worth of bullet proof shit I would charge them a 20% markup and buy up a warehouse of ammuninition at whole sale and mArk the up 20% and run