laws of gaming

roth140

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if you spot and emeny before he sees you, chances are you will still die

the probablity of killing someone is inversely proportional to how much you want to kill him

if you see a bunch of easy targets in front of you, you will miss all of them and die

you have a better chance of throwing a handfull of sniper rifle bullets and killing the enemy than you do shooting at them

for every one enemy you kill with apm/rdx you will kill 2 friendly

^and they will both punish

once you tv an apc to flames at a silo, a friendly will jump in and blow up for a TK on a ff off server

you will spawn directly into an unfriendly arty strike or massive enemy assult before you can do anything

a fav sliding slowly down hill is the most brutal and deadly thing in the game, because you found yourself in its path

when fleeing from the enemy you will be killed inches from jumping in to cover

when you look at an enemy voss, you will die

no matter what weapon you carry, it will take over half a magazine to attempt to kill the guy that takes you out with a three round bust or less

a hoff can fix anything

you can raise a flag in a tank

when capping a flag with someone, seconds before its complete the enemy will pop up from no where to kill you thus giving the teammate the cap point

the pinnalce or aviation technology is no match for a tree

no matter how your teammate dies, you have a defib.

when you see an opposing teams air trans land at a silo you tv it, then see a whole squad of your team jump in it for a get-away vehicle.

you are killed after a 10min run to a enemy flag just before you cap it

if you are with a squad and come across an enemy you will die first

spawning is more like a race to the gunship

a tank that is motionless while capping a silo will wait until you run up behind it before the drivers cat steps on the S key to kill you

just after you find the perfect spot to snipe from, you will be knifed from behind

after taking a few well aimed shots at enemy inf, they will spin on the spot and kill you with the voss

if you need tank support, just drop some lollermines and a friendly will show up in no time



borrowed from an old bf2s post and converted to 2142 terms. please add any, the situations make me laugh

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