Mexican Word of the Day

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Mexican Words Of The Day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair

10.. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11.. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12.. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

13.. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

14.. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
 
The funny part is that a couple of buddies of mine from Florida both sent me this today-one's cuban and the other is and older black guy. They think this is just funny as hell, and it is in a sad sort of way.
 
LMAO, nice post there sixer. I can relate to that. My wife is of hispanic/seminole negro descent. Her grandmother, who is 92 years old, absolutely loves McDonalds. She can't speak very much english, but she tries. At least once a week, usually on tuesday, she will text me this " Wen trabajo over mydonnas shesbooger y frees por favor." I just grin to myself, pick it up for her and deliver it on my way home.
 
Yeah, you've got to love the Spanglish. What's even funnier is that you can use it without noticing you're doing it, like the texting or speech patterns. I think that's funny as hell your grandmother-in law? sends you requests for Mcdonalds via texting. 047
 
hahaha thats great, me and the wife got a kick out of that six. dont think the bartender liked me reading them out loud in my southern/spanglish accent tho
 
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