my wife didnt find this funny...lol

Zaelen1944

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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a
baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to
see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly
frozen to death.. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and
let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.'

The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it
warm?'

He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and
warm there.'

'But what about the smell?' asked the wife.

He says, 'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to
beat him with, died at the scene.
 
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