new delivery service coming soon

Inb4 collisions with everything, dropping packages, deliveries dropped off on roofs/in rivers/in pools/etc.

Of course, most will work, but someone will fuck one up someday - and it'll make the news.
 
forget duck hunting you only get food. shoot one of these down and you get a free tv.
 
Heat you missed the most important one, inb4 deer trail:
drone-hunting-permit.jpg

Which they should let the idiot have his permits. If he thinks he is going to shoot down a predator with a shotgun he has another thing coming. The state should require an officer to follow you at all times while drone hunting. With a gun pointed at your head. The moment you do something irresponsibly with your gun like I dunno discharge it wildly into the air at nothing, you got shot in the fucking face.
 
Will I shoot your drone out of the air and claim your new PS4 game as my own? Absolutely. Will I do the same thing with your sister's tampons and candy bars? You better believe it. It's like Christmas -- you might not like what's inside, but it's still fun opening packages.
 
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