Farstar
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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
"Forget Rednecks ......."
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England ..
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,you live in New England .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England .
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England .
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .
If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live or have lived in New England .<o
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"Forget Rednecks ......."
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England ..
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,you live in New England .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England .
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England .
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .
If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live or have lived in New England .<o
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