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[BOT#00001]

I was watchin a news story on CNN and this guy just cracked me up. I replayed 15 times tryin to figure out what the hell he's saying. So I decided to cap it for all of you to enjoy. First one who translates what he says wins one free internets and a reach around from FAST.

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[sixer9682]

English. It's not just a funny word, it's something people speak and read.

 

[RainMotorsports]

I could translate the last 75% but im still trying to figure out the first 3 words or so lol.

 

[Beaver]

witnesses... the only word I heard

 

[asdf5213]

witnesses... the only word I heard

Only word I heard clearly was, "Ah!"

 

[balls2dawall]

wtf

 

[KillaSer]

something...something...started feeling..something.....something.....heard her.....ahh.....
Rofl, some funny shit bot, ha ha ha! Did I win, did I win my free internets?

 

[ChuckTheHammer]

And that my friends is the value of Georgia schools.

 

[darksteppa1]

Ahahaha, I can't catch one word he says. Sounds like hes mumbling. lol.