shockwave
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- Dec 7, 2010
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The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon Mobile laid off 25 Congressman. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street to Wal-Mart street. Finally, I called the suicide hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal and they got all excited, then asked if I could drive a truck. Man, times are tough!!