The Unthinkable


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Jan 3, 2022
Tarzan and Jane were driving down a mountain road and Tarzan swerved to miss two squirrels chatting in the middle of the road. They rolled down the mountain side and the car was in pieces and scattered everywhere. Jane was stumbling around looking for something to cover up with while also looking for Tarzan. She found one of Tarzans shoes and placed it over her privates. The Sheriff walks up to Jane and asked her if she was ok. Jane stated she was worried about Tarzan and felt he may be in real deep trouble. The Sheriff looked down at the shoe and said "Mama if Tarzan is in that deep I don't think your ever going to find him".