For the right price, these gamers will die for you

To be fair, they ARE helping players learn the game. I see nothing wrong with it--as long as it's not used in tourneys or the like.
 
i will take $29.95 USD per round as you professional bullet magnet! if enough interest is there i will start the bidding at $29.95 USD. thanks for looking and allowing me to eat lead in your name!

you can contact me here just pm me.









agreement & disclaminers: as set forwoth by me the undersigned, a.k.a killingseed. I agree to take all round for you as a personal and professional BF3 in
game body gard. i will weed out the enemy by use of my in game body. i will tell you where any enemy is has i see them or take rounds from them or
as result of my death allow you to see where they are camping their tents i gree to revive you no matter the cost. in turn your KD ration should increase
over all but can not guarantee as for unseen moronic condition you might have us walk in too. nor can i guarantee i will take ever round,rpg,
fired on us. as an extra to me i will get the pleasure of Tea-Bagging all enemies found before us dead, being of our kills or someone elses.
no refounds will be giving once a round as started be it we give our asses own for one reason or another, be it rapping, no spawns, or just a all out
graping.
 
killingseed said:
i will take $29.95 USD per round as you professional bullet magnet! if enough interest is there i will start the bidding at $29.95 USD. thanks for looking and allowing me to eat lead in your name!

you can contact me here just pm me.

lol!!!!!!!!
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No,no, no! I will not allow this poaching! Chuck has been the designated decoy/bullet magnet for years now. He has performed this function selflessly and now he can get paid for his sacrifices.
 
sixer9682 said:
No,no, no! I will not allow this poaching! Chuck has been the designated decoy/bullet magnet for years now. He has performed this function selflessly and now he can get paid for his sacrifices.
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Actually I was thinking about hiring you, who the hell is killingseed anyways.
 
this for serious? if your bad at a game, paying money to be "coached" just makes you look like a total tool, your either good or your not.
 
doaker said:
this for serious? if your bad at a game, paying money to be "coached" just makes you look like a total tool, your either good or your not.
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I personally always start out sucking in games. I sucked at BC2 and you can look at my Statsverse now--everything got better little by little. I suck in BF3--you can see that now with my <1.0 K/D ratio.
 
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